Follow the seven steps below and marvel at the magical connection between your age and your appetite for cheese.

1. Pick a number, from 2 to 9, that represents the number of times a week you would like to have cheese.
2. Multiply that number by 2.
3. Add 5.
4. Multiply it by 50.
5. If your birthday has already passed this year, add 1760. If not, add 1759.
6. Subtract the year that you were born, i.e. 1964.
7. You should have a three-digit number. The first digit is the number of times you want to have cheese each week and the last two are your age. Now go have some cheese as a reward for a job well done!